Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Chanukah Song

Having posted (and/or reposted) several humorus posts on Christmas, it's about time I at least paid tribute to Adam Sandler's work. So many sites claim to have the lyrics, but apparently none ever heard of spell-checking words they weren't familiar with. So I cobbled the following together on my own. Please advise if I made any typos!

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukka is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the Mennorah
So does James Caan and Kirk Douglas
and the late Dinah Shore-a

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na and Arthur Fonzerelli.

Paul Newman's half Jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half, too.
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew

We don't sing Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
But you can spin a dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (Both Jewish!)

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew (he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish -- Not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is: all Three Stooges

So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrat Chanukkah
Don't forget your harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukkah

So drink your gin and tonic-a
And smoke your maraijuana-ca
If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Channukah!!! Happy Chanukkah !

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