Monday, June 20, 2005

Disclaimer

I must clearly state for my own CYA, the opinions, views, and thoughts expressed in this Blog are mine and mine alone.

They do not represent -– either officially or unofficially -- my employer or any customer of said employer in anyway. In fact, little is ever mentioned specifically about my employer beyond the facts that:

  1. I am employed
  2. I have an unusually long commute to get to said employment
Input from the reader is welcomed. Criticisms are also welcome, but common decorum and courtesy are always assumed. Whereas I will never say ‘So-and-so is a S.O.B’, I would expect the same level of maturity in any comments directed towards me (except in those few occasions when I am actually acting like a S.O.B.). I use this outlet to speak my mind on a variety of topics, and you are either free to read them or not. You are also free to reply, and your only requirement then is that you respond in kind, and stay on point. I recognize that no one in particular has asked me for my views (and thus this Blog’s title), and the same goes for you (unless I specifically ask for your input). Even when I do specifically request reader input, I maintain the privilege to delete/edit comments with extreme prejudice. In the rare instance I engage in the editing of a comment, I will mark said comment with a note indicating an edit has taken place. However, since I am lazy, I probably will delete more often than edit.

Updated 27-Mar-06:
As an addendum to the above paragraph on Comments, I am not responsible for and sometimes disagree with material posted in the comments section. Read at your own risk.

All e-mail received by me to charlieonthepa.turnpike@gmail.com is considered intended for publication unless otherwise indicated in the initial message from the writer. If you don't want me to comment about your mail in my Blog, you had better state as much when you write, or do not bother writing at all.
Despite what you may think, and with very few exceptions, you and I have probably never met face to face, nor are we ever likely to do so, especially if we don’t already know each other. Some of you may know my voice from hearing me as a caller to Talk Radio, but that doesn’t mean we’re pals, buds, friends, or in any way related. In fact, if you think you do know who I am, you most likely either have my personal e-mail or phone number, so by all means contact me by those methods and I’ll tell you if you are correct.

Or not.

This concludes the disclaimer.

Updated 23-May-08

Privacy Policy

It is Nobody asked me, but...’s policy to respect your privacy regarding any information we may collect while operating whatsit2you.blogspot.com.

Website Visitors

Like most website operators, Nobody asked me, but... collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. Nobody asked me, but...’s purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how Nobody asked me, but...’s visitors use its website. From time to time, Nobody asked me, but... may release non-personally-identifying information in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing a report on trends in the usage of its website.

Nobody asked me, but... also collects potentially personally-identifying information like Internet Protocol (IP) addresses. Nobody asked me, but... does not use such information to identify its visitors, however, and does not disclose such information, other than under the same circumstances that it uses and discloses personally-identifying information, as described below.

Gathering of Personally-Identifying Information

Certain visitors to whatsit2you.blogspot.com choose to interact with Nobody asked me, but... in ways that require Nobody asked me, but... to gather personally-identifying information. The amount and type of information that Nobody asked me, but... gathers depends on the nature of the interaction. For example, we ask commenters to provide a name, URL and email address. Nobody asked me, but... collects such information only insofar as is necessary or appropriate to fulfill the purpose of the visitor’s interaction with Nobody asked me, but.... Nobody asked me, but... does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below. And visitors can always refuse to supply personally-identifying information, with the caveat that it may prevent them from engaging in certain website-related activities.

Aggregated Statistics

Nobody asked me, but... may collect statistics about the behavior of visitors to whatsit2you.blogspot.com. However, Nobody asked me, but... does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below.

Protection of Certain Personally-Identifying Information

Nobody asked me, but... discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only to those of its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations that (i) need to know that information in order to process it on Nobody asked me, but...’s behalf or to provide services available at whatsit2you.blogspot.com, and (ii) that have agreed not to disclose it to others. Some of those employees, contractors and affiliated organizations may be located outside of your home country; by using whatsit2you.blogspot.com, you consent to the transfer of such information to them. Nobody asked me, but... will not rent or sell potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information to anyone. Other than to its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations, as described above, Nobody asked me, but... discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only when required to do so by law, or when Nobody asked me, but... believes in good faith that disclosure is reasonably necessary to protect the property or rights of Nobody asked me, but..., third parties or the public at large. If you send us a request (for example via a support email or via one of our feedback mechanisms), we reserve the right to publish it in order to help us clarify or respond to your request or to help us support other users. Nobody asked me, but... takes all measures reasonably necessary to protect against the unauthorized access, use, alteration or destruction of potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information.

Cookies

A cookie is a string of information that a website stores on a visitor’s computer, and that the visitor’s browser provides to the website each time the visitor returns. Nobody asked me, but... uses cookies to help identify and track visitors, their usage of whatsit2you.blogspot.com, and their website access preferences. Nobody asked me, but... visitors who do not wish to have cookies placed on their computers should set their browsers to refuse cookies before using whatsit2you.blogspot.com, with the drawback that certain features of whatsit2you.blogspot.com may not function properly without the aid of cookies.

Privacy Policy Changes

Although most changes are likely to be minor, whatsit2you.blogspot.com may change its Privacy Policy from time to time, and in Nobody asked me, but...’s sole discretion. Nobody asked me, but... encourages visitors to frequently check this page for any changes to its Privacy Policy. Your continued use of this site after any change in this Privacy Policy will constitute your acceptance of such change.

This concludes the Privacy Policy.

The fine print begins:

This blog does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my wife, my friends, or my cat, or any of his fleas; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; ok, you can quote me, but I may deny it anyway; all rights reserved; you may distribute this content freely but you may not make a profit from it, at least not unless you PayPal my fair share; terms are subject to change without notice; in fact, they just did; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail, or shrunk to hide detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or undead, is unintentional and purely coincidental (except when I felt otherwise); do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate (you may, however, spindle, if you can define the act); your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; this blog is provided "as is" without any warranties whatsoever; reader assumes full responsibility; Zilch!; an equal opportunity posting; no shoes, no shirt, no service (certain females are excluded); quantities are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental discretion advised, text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable; keep away from sunlight; keep away from OJ; keep away from MJ; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included. Any resemblance to the National Football League is purely intentional, unless I simply made up this sentence, in which case it isn’t. Instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; read only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; China Clipper calling Alameda; smoking this blog could be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a proper protection; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a physician; postings are ribbed for pleasure; possible penalties for early withdrawal; Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense; offer valid only at participating sites; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read; disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, NASCAR tires, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, used diapers, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, twigs, etc.); other restrictions may apply. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. It is of my opinion that the people are intending. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States, unless you are in the lobby of the United Nations, because you really aren’t in the US there. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. So you don't forget, call before midnight tomorrow! Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Turn me on, Dead Man. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You have just discovered the secret message; send your answers to Old Pink, in care of the Funny Farm…. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame, which as near as I can tell are one in the same. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more, unless you are in a Times Square Peep-Show, then it’s for one only (don’t ask how I know this to be true). Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Zilch! Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this timezone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Decision of judges is final. This disclaimer may contain repetion repetion or speling erors. I stole this mother of all disclaimers off of another web site I found using google. I edited it. I like it. If you don't, please don't let me know. If you read this far you must be a lawyer trying to find a loophole in this disclaimer, or you just cheated and checked the end to see what I added here. I should have put this in the middle somewhere. So long, and thanks for all the fish. Be happy. Rock on. Peace Out, Dawg. Zilch!

Sphere: Related Content
DiggIt!Add to del.icio.usAdd to Technorati FavesFacebook