Worst party ever
There are thse parties you wished you never attended, and then there are parties so hideously bad you wish you could have attended to see things first-hand. Thankfully, Michele recounted a party she had the misfortune of attending:
The day then descended into the fourth level of hell, the one where you are surrounded by costumed characters that look nothing like the beloved children's characters they are supposed to be representing. There was a blue dragon, a 7 foot tall Elmo, my brother-in-law dressed as Clifford the Big Red Dog and pinching my ass the whole time, and this big brown walking piece of dirty fur that was supposed to be Scooby Doo but looked more like just the Doo. At one point he bent down to say hello to a little girl and his head fell off. Much crying and screaming of little children ensued.
Her misfortune is our treat.
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