Wednesday, June 16, 2004

This Just In

Cost of Laughing Index:

"2004 Cost of Laughing Index Overall Index Up 2.7%

RubberChicken______Wholesale price of rubber chickens: up from $48 last year to $51 (dozen)

Groucho____Wholesale price of Groucho glasses: same as last year $15 (dozen)

Whoopee!____Wholesale price of whoopee cushions: same as last year $5.40 (dozen)

Rubber chicken prices up 6%. It's an outrage!

Other indicators include the price of dancing chicken and pink gorilla telegrams, the fee for writing a TV sit-com,
and Saturday night admission to 10 U.S. comedy clubs.

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