Thursday, April 01, 2004

Speeding Governor

CBS | Late Show with David Letterman : Top Ten: "Top Ten Signs Your Governor Is Nuts

10. State has a minimum speed limit of 135 mph
9. Balanced budget by agreeing to rename state Schick Quattro
8. Wanted to re-draw borders so state would be in the shape of Garfield the cat
7. Only signs bills that have been approved by Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson
6. He's shirtless and covered in baby oil
5. Insists younger voters refer to him as 'The Governizzle'
4. He won't shut up about the hooker he met last night
3. Gave NASA forty billion dollars to determine if there's water in the state
2. Replaced the state seal with an actual seal
1. During meetings, can't stop giving himself 'pocket veto'"

Being a resident of the Keystone state, I know where the inspiration for #10 came from...

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