Monday, January 20, 2003

While I am not certain if she is the author, this was sent to me by Joanne at Four Cee Investiagtions... while you're reading this I'll be driving my SUV, funding some terrorists...

GLOBALIZATION:
Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashed in a French tunnel, in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, and she was treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines!

This analysis is sent to you by an Armenian, using Bill Gates' technology that he stole from the Japanese, and you are probably reading it on one of the IBM clones that uses Taiwanese-made chips and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported in trucks driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, and finally sold to you.

That, my friend, is Globalization!


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